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2025.01.20
President Trump’s America First Priorities: A general statement of intent of the administration.
Appointments to Cabinet, Sub-Cabinet, Acting Cabinet and Chairmen and Acting Chairmen: Self-explanatory, all previous sub-cabinet members have resigned. All chairmen, no chairwomen.
Flying The Flag Of The United States At Full-Staff On Inauguration Day: Flags must be flown at full-staff on all present and future Inauguration Days, for Federal, Public, and Military buildings and vessels. To be returned to half-mast immediately afterwards this year to continue honouring Jimmy Carter.
The Inaugural Address: Standard Trumpian rhetoric, claiming golden age, fixing injustice, no more political prosecutions, dismantle the oligarchical establishment, too many immigrant criminals, no one is fighting the LA wildfires, public health system doesn't work, spending too much on foreign aid, education system teaches children to hate their country and themselves, many betrayals against the country, America's decline is now over, I'm the most tested and challenged President, shot in the ear, today will be Liberation Day, we will make Martin Luther's dream come true, national unity is returning, we will support the Constitution and God, list of intents (see article for details), the American Dream is back, babyee, no more political prosecutions this time we promise, fair equal and impartial justice for all, I will be hailed as peacemaker and unifier, take back the Panama Canal for the United Spates, Manifest Destiny to the stars, plant the flag on Mars, I am proof nothing is impossible, we built highways and defeated fascism and communism, our country is full of compassion courage and exceptionalism, from this day forward America will be free independent and sovereign.
Initial Rescissions Of Harmful Executive Orders And Actions: Undoing a bunch of things I don't like, and we ask everyone to look at their books and give me more things I don't like so I can dismantle them.
Restoring Freedom Of Speech And Ending Federal Censorship: No more censoring misinformation, disinformation or malinformation.
Ending The Weaponization Of The Federal Government: We will stop going after people for political reasons, and review actions we have taken.
Return to In-Person Work: All government employees to return in-person, unless they can't.
Regulatory Freeze Pending Review: No new rules unless Trump or Trump appointee personally approves. Withdraw all rules not yet approved.
Hiring Freeze: No new civilian hires until DOGE submits its plan to downsize, except for military, immigration, national security, public safety, Social Security, Medicare, Veterans' Benefits, essential services, homeland security. Plus case-by-case exemptions. No contractors.
Delivering Emergency Price Relief for American Families and Defeating the Cost-of-Living Crisis: Biden Bad, I order lower housing prices, increased housing supply, reduce healthcare costs, make appliances cheaper, make more jobs, eliminate climate policies that increase the cost of food and fuel.
Putting America First In International Environmental Agreements: Withdraw from the Paris Agreement, any UN agreements about climate change, International Climate Finance Plan.
Granting Pardons And Commutation Of Sentences For Certain Offenses Relating To The Events At Or Near The United States Capitol On January 6, 2021: All traitors are pardoned. Especially the worst ones.
Application Of Protecting Americans From Foreign Adversary Controlled Applications Act To TikTok: We're going to delay enforcement for 75 days, and I'm going to tell the Attoney General to give each of you a get-out-of-jail free card for this time period.
Withdrawing The United States From The World Health Organization: Exactly what it says.
Restoring Accountability To Policy-Influencing Positions Within the Federal Workforce: It's hard to fire people so we'll make it easier to fire people.
Holding Former Government Officials Accountable For Election Interference And Improper Disclosure Of Sensitive Governmental Information: Despite literally minutes ago we said we're going to stop political prosecutions, here's a political prosecution. All those intelligence officals who said Hunter Biden's laptop was a Russian disinformation campaign? Security clearance revoked.
Declaring A National Emergency At The Southern Border Of The United States: We need an emergency so I declare it. Deploy the military. Build the wall. Send drones.
Memorandum to Resolve the Backlog of Security Clearances for Executive Office of the President Personnel: Because we're politicizing security clearances anyways, I hereby grant anyone I want security clearance, without actually clearing them for security. Because actually clearing them would be impossible too slow.
America First Trade Policy: We will review all trade deals to see if we can squeeze even more money out of them.
Clarifying The Military’s Role In Protecting The Territorial Integrity Of The United States: We must seal the borders.
Unleashing American Energy: Drill baby drill. Drill offshore, drill for oil and rare earths, stop subsidizing electric vehicles, consumer choice in lightbulbs dishwashers washing machines gas stoves water heaters toilets shower heads, guarantee comment period and and scientific analysis, prioritize oil gas coal hydro biofuels mineral nuclear, build more pipelines, use emergency authority, stop looking into the cost of greenhouse gases, dismantle the Green Deal and use it to fund drilling instead.
Realigning the United States Refugee Admissions Program: No more refugees until we think it's okay.
Protecting The Meaning And Value Of American Citizenship: No birthright citizenship, because foreigners are not subject to American jurisdiction (which means we can't arrest them for any crimes? this seems especially not well thought out).
Securing Our Borders: Not satisfied with the two previous orders, we must build a wall, and remove anyone who climbs over it. Rebuild the concentration camps.
Putting People Over Fish: Stopping Radical Environmentalism to Provide Water to Southern California: Who cares about the fish? Who cares about the environment? We must prevent water from flowing into the Pacific.
Restoring The Death Penalty And Protecting Public Safety: Not only is the death penalty back baybee, but it's also mandatory for killing police or if a murderer is a foreigner. Also we're going to try our best to torture those who Biden pardoned, and see if we can get them executed anyways. And we're gonna overturn some Supreme Court decisions. Also we need more death drugs, get them for us.
Promoting Beautiful Federal Civic Architecture: Federal buildings have to look Classical.
Restoring Accountability for Career Senior Executives: We're going to make it easier to fire people I don't like.
Declaring a National Energy Emergency: Not satisfied with one emergency, I declare a second emergency. We will dilute your gasoline with ethanol, build pipelines and refineries on the West Coast, Northeast and Alaska, find out how to get around the Clean Water and Endangered Species Act, use the Army, and seize land with eminent domain.
Temporary Withdrawal of All Areas on the Outer Continental Shelf from Offshore Wind Leasing and Review of the Federal Government’s Leasing and Permitting Practices for Wind Projects: Think of the fish! Absolutely no wind allowed. Cancel them all until we can do a report.
Reevaluating And Realigning United States Foreign Aid: We're pausing all foreign aid until we can evaluate it ourselves.
Organization of the National Security Council and Subcommittees: Here's a new council headed by the President.
The Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) Global Tax Deal (Global Tax Deal): We're going to withdraw from this treaty so we can tax corporations less.
Protecting The American People Against Invasion: Illegal immigrants bad, mmkay? Sanctuary cities? Punish them. Who cares about States' Rights?
Unleashing Alaska’s Extraordinary Resource Potential: See those pristine hills? There's oil under 'em. Undo everything Biden did, and drill baby drill. Drill the wilderness refuge. Drill the indingenous sacred sites. Build pipelines.
Protecting The United States From Foreign Terrorists And Other National Security And Public Safety Threats: Screen everyone even more before they can enter the country.
America First Policy Directive To The Secretary Of State: America First is our official position on all things.
Establishing And Implementing The President’s “Department Of Government Efficiency”: DOGE replaces USDS. DOGE will have access to all data, interlink all agencies and maximize efficiency.
Defending Women From Gender Ideology Extremism And Restoring Biological Truth To The Federal Government: The only sexes are male and female, defined by the gamete you will possibly produce when you were born. Government and laws will no longer care about gender, only sex. You are not allowed to say anything contrary to this. Burn any documents that say anything contrary to this.
Ending Radical And Wasteful Government DEI Programs And Preferencing: No DEI or environmental justice allowed. If you try to hide, we will track you down.
Reforming The Federal Hiring Process And Restoring Merit To Government Service: We will hire Americans that prioritize efficiency, the Constitution and loyalty. But only after we unfreeze the hiring process.
Designating Cartels And Other Organizations As Foreign Terrorist Organizations And Specially Designated Global Terrorists: International cartels are terrorists and suspects no longer have rights. We will use the Alien Enemies Act to do so.
Restoring Names That Honor American Greatness: Denali is being renamed back to Mount McKinley. Also we're renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America as well, for reasons. This is the official position of the US government and all its agencies.
GUARANTEEING THE STATES PROTECTION AGAINST INVASION: I hereby declare an invasion at the southern border, and ban all border crossing.
That's all for today (for now).